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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014
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camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.
Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.
by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016
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snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse
Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher
by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015
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nose snatch

Someone, majority of the time a ginger, who has an obsession of snatching your nose or giving it a quick "boop" because they're a soft boy.
Nose snatcher approaches
"I'M GONNA SNATCH YA NOSE!"

"lemme boop it."
by Lluuze January 26, 2020
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Alley Snatch

1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.

2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.

My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.

I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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stanky snatch

Damn dude u licked that stanky snatch lips up and down
by Stanky snatch June 23, 2016
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