skateboarders

the coolest kids ever... oh wait not at all

Hey that kid enjoys riding a plank of wood with wheels on it, he must be the coolest kid in the world

by a true nigga July 25, 2003

skateboarding

Something makes anyone who does it a cool punk kid against society with lots of girls. Skateboarders can be easily spotted because of their trendy apparel, long hair, cuts all over their arm, shitty music, and their lingo.

A couple kids were skateboarding at the park while listening to Avril Lavigne, Millencolin, etc and saying stuff like "Gnarly dude! Let's go grind that rail!" Whenever a pretty lady walked by, they all tried to do 900 Nosegrind to a manual to a 360 Flip to impress the lady, but they ended up failing. the girl was instanly attracted because he was bleeding, and girls love dangerous men!!1111!!!1111. Skateboarders are assholes

Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is a crime. Vandalizing property by 'grinding' on it is definitly a crime and I'll be damned if I have to spend more of my tax dollars to fucking repair the vandalized rails/curbs/ledges and the like.

Skateboarders are assholes

by Sclass12 October 16, 2004

skateboarder

A person how rides on skateboardes. They were flat shoes. They also get in trouble with the police.

Skateboarder: I got caught by the cops. I'm such a bad boy.

by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005

skateboarder

People that skateboard, carry their FUCKING skateboard around school all day. Listen to rock and (rap because they think their cool). Think their cool, NOT

ToNY HAWK IS A PRFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER.

by $ September 30, 2003

Image Skateboarder

A person who skateboards just to look 'cool'. Almost like a poser, but a bit more obnoxous. When an Image Skateboarder sees a decent skater, they tend to say that he/she sucks. Usually, Image Skaters are female, to get the skater dudes that they want to gain popularity, but can also range to males as well.

Image Skater: Ugh. Look at her over there. Just because she did that wicked trick, she acts like she can actually skateboard. What a poser.
Real Skater: -cocks one eyebrow-

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

skateboarder

Assholes that hangs around stores dressed in clothes so shitty I think they soak it in the toilet before wearing it, and vandalise shit so that other kid, including so called wiggers (word I think to be offensive for hip-hop kids, but mainly for black people) get a fucking cold welcome in fucking stores because the assholes that got there before them tryied everything but didn't bought nothing. Just try buying a gold ring with your pants down your butt and a long t-shirt. Fucking ''funny'' how the salesperson anwser you, isn't it? Everytime I see shit like that, I think ''stupid ass cunts'' (no offense to women). And there probalby all gay (no offense to gays, just a way to describe them) and need to be ten to one to even have a small chance of scaring somebody with their 90 pounds of shit and their brown t-shirt. Of course, there are still real skateboarder, doing that sport for fun, not for fame and ''style''. And also, it's also the fault of these ''wiggers'' (the ones that run around sayin' thing like ''foe shizzle my nizzle''). I wear hip hop clothes, but I don't say the N-word (with or without black people in the room) and I understand that I'm white (something that seems hard to understand for some crazy assholes). One lat thing, it's usualy not hip-hop kids who dis skateboarder, it's normaly the other way around at the start. We just respond.

Ok, enough dissing these bitches, better go study, a thing skateboarders usualy don't do, as they all fail in school and shit.

These pink and brown wearing assholes took my money!!! Get him officers!
Hurry up, the chief will give us a bonus, he's a skateboarder!

The world like it should be.

by I hate these skateboarder motherfuckers!!! August 21, 2006

handprint skateboards

handprint skateboards is a shit company and alex smells off wee

u ride 4 hand print...ur gay

by jake m November 29, 2004