sitophile

A person who likes to fuck foods, finds food arousing, and gets sexual pleasure while eating food

That guy looks at food like a predator looks at little children. What a fucking sitophile

by Munchies18 February 2, 2016

sitom

Sitom is a very smart girl who has the heart on the right place. She Dont get loud and is very kind. She is a helper in need and Will help wether Someone ask for it or not,

A Sitom is a friend u need in life

by Girlbuhbye July 25, 2016

Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022

Sitcolepsy

The condition of falling asleep or finding it difficult to stay awake anytime one is sitting. This could be at a loud event or even driving (consult your physician)

He always falls asleep when he is driving. I think he has sitcolepsy.

by Wonderword Woman Maui January 4, 2023

situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023

Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018

Dickball Situation

Being forced into a situation that is less than ideal.

Timmy can’t go to the show tonight because he has to work. That is a complete dickball situation.

by Toots McGoots June 28, 2018