Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Simpulated

When a woman is manipulating a #simp for profit or personal gain for less than simp-wage.

credit - collin. s

"Damn Frost, you're being simpulated by that bitch. Are you even making simp-wage for all that effort"

by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

simple gameplay

an exiting phrase stating an "effortless victory" (sarcasm, normally).
an alternative for "gg ez."

josh: simple gameplay
shane: shut the fuck up

by archimedes1 December 8, 2020

Simpress

a very dedicated giver and enjoyer to him who is a simperor

the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.

"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"

by Krkič May 2, 2021

Simpressive

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.

John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.

by bentslightly January 4, 2022

simpcel

a rabid combo between a simp and an incel, only respects the women hes attracted to but still dishes out backhanded compliments as to not damage his toxic sense of masculinity.

a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon

a: "hey that new girl your talking to seems nice"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"

by ALFX-3 March 18, 2022

simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023