when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

by Low-Key bruh May 10, 2023

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going
I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.
by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.
by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'
by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.
- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.
- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".
-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.
- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.
- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".
-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.
by William Warney March 14, 2010

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.
Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released
by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 11, 2005
