A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions
by Mrs anon April 2, 2022
Get the Schrödinger‘s douchebag mug.When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.
During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.
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When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.
What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?
...Schrodinger's blowjob!!
...Schrodinger's blowjob!!
by King Bubbles Doctrine December 12, 2010
Get the Schrodinger's Blowjob mug.Schrödinger's company is an experiment in small business, often described as a paradox. The experiment presents a company that might be alive or dead, depending on multiple unknowns.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Worker 1: If we don't get paid next time, I'm going to ask to be laid off again. Last time they said no but I won't give up so easily this time.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
by Coder June 25, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's Company mug.A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.
by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Dick mug.When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.
P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020
Get the schrodinger's idiot mug.Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
by the Walt February 20, 2005
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