shrtle

A female mix of shrek and a ninja turtle such as a large shrek faced woman

phill: "hey did you see that girl matt's datin?"

jake: "yeah shes a total shrtle dude"

by tcrack June 6, 2010

Shortlight

When you are crossing at a traffic light pedestrian crossing with an island in the middle of the crossing, upon reaching the island the crossing indicator turns red.

Past tense: Shortlighted
Present tense: Shortlighting
Future tense: Shortlight

Past tense: Sorry i was late for work, i got shortlighted at Spencer street.
Present tense:Goddammit, it shortlighting again.
Future tense: Careful, that thing might shortlight you

by mirage_joker May 13, 2011

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Shorterer

Shorter than shorter.

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.

by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013

shortkey tits

When they automatically walk into someone in an anime and colapse and there hand falls on theire boob...

a girl was standing, and then sinji fell on top of her and it was shortkey tits ... just one of those girls over there...

by dolphinsexbuddy November 10, 2016

shmortle

When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.

Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.

by Shmortimer February 26, 2017

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017