shorty

1. A girl, especially one with whom one has a relationship (e.g. girlfriend, hook-up)

2. One's offspring, especially young offspring.

1. You won't eva' find anotha' shorty like mine.
2. She was s'posed to buy yo' shorty Tyco with yo' money.

by PlanBMatt September 21, 2008

shotty paper

When the cellophane wrapper from a blunt is placed on the end of the cigar as an extension during the process of giving a shotgun it helps direct the smoke to the mouth or nose of the recipient and cuts the loss of smoke creating a more efficient smoking experience.

"Hey, don't throw away the shotty paper. We'll use that when we give shotguns."

by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004

shottyhog

someone who uses the shotty more than everyone else

bobz is a shottyhog

by will February 24, 2004

Shifty donut

To slip a finger into the anus of an unsuspecting sexual partner.

"dude i'm gonna take this slut home and go the shifty donut on her.. might try for 3 fingers"

Jeffery was going hammer and tongs on his missus when he slyly tried the Shifty Donut.

by UTBNB_123 July 10, 2009

Shotty 5

Derived from "shotgun" where u call shotgun to ride in the front seat of a car
But when you are sitting round with friends and need to get up u call "shotty 5" and no one can take your spot for 5 minutes

Shotty 5 iv got to take a piss

by watch this space November 29, 2011

Shotty

A less offensive way to say shitty.

Wow I'm feeling really shotty after last night's party.

by Forinsta June 9, 2018

Ship it to shorty

When you have a problem you just don't feel like you can handle and you want to let the worry go you "ship it to shorty".

Eric: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend.

Matt: Don't worry about it...ship it to shorty.

by n0kx May 29, 2009