shnit

When you sneeze so hard some shit comes out.

Don: *AH-CHOO!*
Ashley: Oh no, you just sneezed! I hope you didn’t shnit again.
Don: Yeah, I did. I sneezed and shit my pants.

by donthemusicman May 5, 2023

flip schnitzel

v. to freak out, overreact; flip shit

derived from "flip shit", used in situations when the word 'shit' is not appropriate, for example in front of a teacher, parent, or younger sibling

"Mom I swear, if the teacher gives us one more freaking assignment, I'm gonna flip schnitzel."

by chillyabiscuits March 17, 2010

bar schnitzle

Bar schnitzle is the area surrounding the male genitals.

I hope my girl gets introduced to bar schnitzle tonight, daddy's gotta get laid.

by Spicynuggets February 7, 2014

chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

Fudging Shitzus

A sentence people use to not say the sentence: "Fucking Shit". Very rarely used to if you meet someone that says that, congratulate them.

HOLY FUDGING SHITZUS I PASSED THE TEST I DIDN'T STUDY FOR

by leenaleen March 19, 2018

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019