Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012

Shmegged

When one is both drunk and high at the same time.

What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!

by Unforsaken May 13, 2012

schmuggallipoof

A little, cute child. Normally female - extremely lazy and likes pyjamas.

Awwww look at the lil schmuggallipoof in her onesie

by nawwlilschumggalls December 12, 2012

schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.

Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?

by knishknosh December 22, 2013

shaught

to be in love with Shoheb Ome

ya shaught boi

by Sarcoidosisism July 28, 2016

shmagnum

Yeast that accumulates underneath the foreskin of a man's uncircumcised penis when he isn't very hygenic.

Yo man, do you know Craig? His shmagnum smells fucking dirt.

by unibrowski December 30, 2016

Shmaggle

The act of having sex with your father

I like to shmaggle

by Lil boi toucher June 2, 2017