schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

by Niffer8 December 9, 2008

shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007

Shleebenglob

So great you can get off from it, not sexually related though.

That chicken was quite the bit of shleebenglob!

by Kirstin January 22, 2004

sheebaloh

Yelled in frustration when you, or a friend, has gotten themselves into an unsolvable predicament. Commonly used as the predecessor to the word Kasaki.

Sheebaloh Kasaki man, Sheebaloh Kaski

What dude?

I just accidently cut my dog's paw with an exacto knife

by CrawDiddy October 30, 2005

shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 6, 2009

Shmeed

The act of being in multiple shmoods.

Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.

by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018

shmee

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.

Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.

by P-town homie September 26, 2006