Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

by bryant trinh July 13, 2018

Navy SEALS

The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.

Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys

by SealSniper July 29, 2018

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

by Haven002 June 9, 2018

seal juice

Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.

yo Jerome is getting after it right now!
“Arrrff arrrfff arrrff”
That’s that seal juice for you, cools you down while it jacks you up. What an amazingly refreshing beverage choice

by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019

seal juice

Extremely popular cocktail consisting of Goslings black seal Bermuda rum and tonic water.

Man I could go for some seal juice right now

by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019

Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019