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scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about
yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro
by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
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Sad scrotum

A term to call a person when they are annoying and every other word just won’t accurately describe them
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!

Me: global chat Stop being such a sad scrotum
by Squirtleballs23 June 13, 2018
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scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.
He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.
by Ysengrim January 4, 2004
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scrotum scratcher

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."
by Lee Titone December 18, 2003
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Scrotum Fortune

When the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp penis) and he slaps his bellybutton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.
Guy 1: So I have myself a scrotum fortune today.
Guy 2: what you wish for?
Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.
by Mustache Hustler January 2, 2006
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scrotum chomper

James Rosato is the worlds biggest scrtum chomper. Look what he did to Owen! Thats gotta hurt.
by drey December 17, 2004
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scrotum face

A fat obese person who has a chubby face that resembles a scrotum.
Fatass: Hey, give me my cake back!!!

Jim: Shut the fuck up scrotum face!
by ballsak August 3, 2006
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