trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position

“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”

by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022

soysauce samurai

A derogatory term for an asian person

“Bro is a soysauce samurai.”

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023

The Samurai

An extremely large youtube community of over 11 million people. This community is the fanbase for the popular youtuber coryxkenshin. This community is also incredibly understanding of cory and is always patient whenever he needs to take a break. The Samurai are also extremely loyal to the channel as the majority of people in it have stayed subscribed.

"The samurai are an amazing community who are extremely kind."

by Hungrymann April 3, 2023

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

sushi_samurai_

He is a straight ahh furry who likes vertically challenged people. He is more horizontally challenged than Nicocado avocado. If you ever see him mock him because its funny. He is cool... on opposite day. LOL get ratio'd hahahahahahahahaha failure. Anyway, he is poopy.

Sushi_samurai_ is a failure of a human being, and his prof pic used to be a nft.

by Hemorrphage December 8, 2023