turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

Whiskey Satchel

To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.

Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!

by Sghhh December 14, 2021

tough sartic

tough sartic is an underground artist known for his innovative music style and versatility tapping into genres such as hyperpop, indie, rock and rap

have you heard the new tough sartic?

by 77ongang April 30, 2022

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

samich

how a retard says 'sandwich'. this is not a word.

in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."

by Lou Varone March 16, 2009

salicious

News of a sexual nature that people can't help but want to learn more about. Usually in reference to politicians who can't keep it in their pants.

Corruption of 'salacious' and 'delicious'.

South Carolina Gov. Sanford was having an affair with a married Argentinean? That's so salicious!

by politicalscumbag June 24, 2009