Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

love scare

When someone loves you so much that it starts to freak you out.

"Kiss me," I whispered into his ear. He leaned into me, and gently kissed me on the lips. We stayed like that for a long time. I loved him so much. When we pulled away I said "I love you Derek. I want to go to Hawaii and marry you and have seven kids named Bobby, Lobby, Fozzy, Knozzy, Swiffer, Lenny and Frezzy." He looked taken aback. By that time I had already combined our bank accounts, booked a hotel room with a double bed and gotten our wedding rings. When I told him this, he ran away, saying something like "Love scare!"

by ahsihm June 27, 2009

Poopie Scared

noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.

While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.

by ecac1 May 13, 2010

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

cab scare

Seeing a white crown victoria cab and mistaking it for a cop, causing you to freak out and slam on the brakes to make speed, only to realize it wasnt a cop.

Travis: Dude, i was goin like 80 in 45 and saw a cop and slammed on the brakes, but it was only a cab scare.

Dan: Lol, samething happend to me last week.

by E.J.C. August 14, 2011

final scare

When a horror movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise.

The term was first used in the YouTube video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?" by YouTube Channel GoodBad Flick

That horror movie was so good, but did it have to end with a final scare?

by Clamanath August 12, 2016