shallow rapper

A rapper/hip hop artist who is materialistic, usually misogynist and only sees things for the obvious that they are, and is does not look deeper into it.

Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).

These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.

However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music

Lil Wayne

Nicki Minaj

Gucci Mane

Soulja Boy

Drake

Shawty Lo

ANY rapper that sings

MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single

(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)

by Optical Epilepsy April 11, 2010

shallow-minded

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014

knob swallower

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

by QPump August 5, 2011

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

by Think Posi January 26, 2005

emotionally shallow

a person who has difficulty connecting to others; who has no deep emotions; who is also probably self-preoccupied and with no big vision about life

We all knew that Bill was emotionally shallow so when his brother died and he said, "Bummer," no one was surprised.

by Quilyute43 January 13, 2017

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012