When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
Get the Status Humping mug.Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 8, 2014
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sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015
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Get the status masturbation mug.When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.
Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!
by Nzpowa March 27, 2018
Get the Status Rape mug.The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect
PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men
mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"
mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"
by hydronesium September 17, 2021
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Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
by mister delicious January 27, 2022
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