Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.

" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "

by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023

Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015

Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge

Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge

by NotAdo April 19, 2020

Drama Sponge

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.

Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.

by Mofirefist October 12, 2020

Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.

I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww

by Carlypants May 19, 2013

morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009