Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
Get the Stooge Sploogemug. by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021
Get the Sploogemug. On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021
Get the Sploogemug. by slimyhibber October 22, 2018
Get the oink-omatic chromatic sploogemug. Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023
Get the Splooge looge cantenamug. A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut January 11, 2009
Get the splooge spiegelmug.