Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.
My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.
by Mud E. Worm May 03, 2010
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sperm bucket

A person who takes more shots to the face than 50 cent and jenna jameson... in the same day.
man, i was with whitney last night...she a sperm bucket
by darian v. July 31, 2007
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sperm lottery

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Sperm Milkshake

When a woman gives a blowjob to mulitple partners within moments of eachother.

Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.
Killator: "hey trigg why did you stop dating that one broad?"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"
by Grimm Rapper April 14, 2010
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Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.
I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.
by Lord Thaddeus December 14, 2011
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sperm churner

My sperm churner is working overtime today.
by RenegadeTeabagger March 09, 2003
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sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.
Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
by Miss Polly January 25, 2008
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