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simpin song

Songs you think about during those sad nibba hours or thinkin bout someone
"Bruh I was listening to Cherry Hill by Russ; that shit my simpin song"
by AlmightyDuckie November 6, 2017
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max song

One of the songs in DDR with the word "max" or "maxx" in it, like Max 300 or Maxx unlimited. They're 300+ BPM, and rated a ten on heavy.
How many max songs have you passed?
Only 1, Max 300.
by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006
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The Boner Song

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 16, 2009
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the pirate song

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.
"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!
by Namino neitou sama October 30, 2007
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Green Song

A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010
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llama song

A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)

(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)

happy llama (regular llama, see above)

sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)

totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)

super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)

drama llama (llama hands kissing)

big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)

baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)

crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)

don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)

what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)

fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)

more (roll hands over eachother)

fish (hand out in front again)

turtle (make the awkward turtle)

UH (bring turtle towards your chest)

unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)

peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)

The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
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Chocolatte Song

The "Chocolatte" song, sung by Soul Control, is a fast-paced song all about chocolate. the chorus being "Choco Choco", many people say the "Choco choco latte" song. The dance to this is very simple and repeditive, and out-there and silly, as if you have a sugar rush from all the chocolate. Many people believe it replaced "Numa Numa"
hey have you heard Numa Numa? yeah, but its all about the Chocolatte Song now!
by Seleceana April 25, 2011
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