Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.
"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"
by Daddy Danton October 15, 2007
Get the red sox fan mug.We are way better then the Yankees..yea we have yankee suck t-shirts and yankee toliet paper but yankee fans have red sux t-shirts nd crap like that too…if we lose we sill believe in our team, we don turn our backs on them..we cheer like crazii even if we are losing..yea soo yankeesz won alo of times but do they really care for dere team and does their teammates care for each other? Obviously we care for our team and you can tell theirs a bond wi the teammates…nd plus Yankees use steroids…nd yea this year is ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soo hatersz fall way dha fuck back! Ps coco crisp name is Covelli not codavliwho ever wrote that
yanks fan:yankees lose damn hey lost again..fuck dem
red sox fan:red sox lose its alrigh..we can get em back..wooh..keep ya heads up
red sox fan:red sox lose its alrigh..we can get em back..wooh..keep ya heads up
by ASK BOUT iiT August 3, 2007
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baseball team based in boston ,best team in america. another ring for boston baby 2007 champs. how bout them apples yankees, where's ur coach at now n a-rod is leaving fuck you. who' ur papi
red sox are down 3-0 in '04 alcs to the yankees
come back n win 4 straight games against the yankees
then win world series in '04
then in '07 sweep angels in alds(3-0) then come back n beat indians in alcs(4-3) then sweep the rockies in w.s.(4-0)
come back n win 4 straight games against the yankees
then win world series in '04
then in '07 sweep angels in alds(3-0) then come back n beat indians in alcs(4-3) then sweep the rockies in w.s.(4-0)
by fred flinttstone November 16, 2007
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by Paulie T Illinois October 18, 2013
Get the pink sox mug.The Sawx are not merely just a team, they are an entity. Locked in an eternal battle with the Evil Empire from New York, the Red Sox have recently gained the upper hand on their nemesi. You know, what with winning two World Series in the past four seasons. And oh yeah, they did pull off the biggest comeback in sports history. The Yankees are a choking hazard and their fans seem only able to recall past baseball prowess. Said fans also say that the Red Sox suck because they've only won seven World Series, but the Red Sox have won the third most championships of any team in the MLB.
Oh yeah, and they won the division this year.
Oh yeah, and they won the division this year.
Red Sox fan: Dude, the Sawx are totally wickahd. They won the Series this yeyah.
Yankees fan: Oh yeah? Well, the Yankers won it in 2000. So the Red Sox suck.
Red Sox fan: Well, who won the last one? Bitching.
Yankees fan: Oh yeah? Well, the Yankers won it in 2000. So the Red Sox suck.
Red Sox fan: Well, who won the last one? Bitching.
by hayguys November 21, 2007
Get the red sox mug.one of the most stedfast teams in mlb history with a small but militantly faithful and demanding fanbase. despite a great deal of success in the early 20th century, all respect for the white sox was lost in the black sox scandal of 1919. since then, the white sox have been forced to live in the inferior shadow of the hated and ridiculous chicago cubs of the northside. in 2005 dignity was regained when the white sox won the world series by shear teamwork, talent, and determination.
for a true southside raised white sox fan, pain, deep-seated resentment and envy, and extreme highs and lows are the norm. from a very young age, the true sox fan learns all there is to know about baseball and every way in which to hate the cubs. the sox fan (and the true cubs fan for that matter, not the drunken yuppies and tourists spending a summer day in historic wrigley field that make up the majority of their superficial fanbase) knows that reconciliation between sox and cubs fans can never occur. those that say otherwise either dont know shit about baseball or dont know shit about chicago.
for a true southside raised white sox fan, pain, deep-seated resentment and envy, and extreme highs and lows are the norm. from a very young age, the true sox fan learns all there is to know about baseball and every way in which to hate the cubs. the sox fan (and the true cubs fan for that matter, not the drunken yuppies and tourists spending a summer day in historic wrigley field that make up the majority of their superficial fanbase) knows that reconciliation between sox and cubs fans can never occur. those that say otherwise either dont know shit about baseball or dont know shit about chicago.
by izerin2103 November 13, 2006
Get the white sox mug.The worst team in the major leagues consiting of fat asses and horrible players. There colors are red and gay. The only reason they win is because people feel bad for them because they are so bad they only win twice every 80 years. Only faggets like the Red Sox.
1.I hope the Red Sox get into a plane crash in the middle of boston and all die.
2.Vatsal and Hector are gay for liking the Red Sox.
3.Im gay, my faviorite team is the Red Sox.
2.Vatsal and Hector are gay for liking the Red Sox.
3.Im gay, my faviorite team is the Red Sox.
by Pat Fagan April 23, 2008
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