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Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.
by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012
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Soda sober

Freeing oneself from the sugary and carbonated holds of drinking soda; commonly occurs when one makes an attempt to be healthier or lose weight.

See soder/sodaber
Me: I've been soda sober for 5 months!

Dillon: Wow! You haven't had a soda in that long? I'm proud of you!
by Lelalelalela August 9, 2012
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Cream soda

Cream soda is cum soda and if you drink it and like it you like guys
He is so gay because he loves cream soda.
by juicebike February 15, 2022
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Scary soda

Soda that is scary
person 1:"Hey man thats some good soda"
person 2:"oh no what have you done"
person 1:"what?"
person 2:"that's scary soda"
by Un-Co man May 24, 2023
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Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"
Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!
by F'n Nick September 25, 2010
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ghetto soda

a 40 oz. usually olde english, king cobra, mickey's and all other cheap 40's
Dude 1: yo peep homeboy he just bought 3 ghetto sodas
--------------- ####### ******* ^^^^^^^
Dude 1: u drinkin tonite...want to split a case or something
Dude 2: cant man its a ghetto soda nite i only got $3.76
by 815 bda holla February 28, 2008
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soda biscuit

The act of placing one's penis on a girl's face - typically, her forehead.
Yo, I gave that drunk girl a soda biscuit after she passed out!
by deputy van halen June 5, 2005
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