Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017

Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina

Fuck off snatcher cracker

by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024

Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets

"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"

by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016

Babe Snatcher

Usually the Head Roadie for a band on tour. The guys who snipe babes from the audience to go back stage and guzzle nuts.

Paul McCartney: Oye, I could really use a babe to guzzle my nuts right now, in't that right mate?

John Lennon: Well brother, just have Nigel -- our babe snatcher -- get some young lasses to fulfill your desires.

by Shwapsley May 5, 2008

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary

My friend Gerald is a pooter snatcher

by The justin__ July 26, 2016

Diaper snatcher

A flirty baby. A baby version of lady killer or maneater. A baby who knows how to work it.

Watch out for that Vera, making eyes at baby Daniel, she’s a real DIAPER SNATCHER!

by Annie.milz October 18, 2019