crocodile jaw-snapper

This term was created in a little known, but legendry flat called Monte-Video in Cape Town, South Africa.

It is used to describe the feeling of being really wasted on E. It also describes the feeling of your jaw trying to crawl out your mouth while snapping together vicously like a crocodile.
"Ah man, I was so crocodile jaw-snapper last night, I dont remember a thing."

"You're so wasted you're crocodile jaw-snapper man"
by liquidboy February 15, 2008
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Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"
by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009
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Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.
The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.
by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023
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Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word
"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"
by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024
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nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.
We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.
by Tonkchaser April 08, 2021
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The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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Snappered

To be encouraged by someone who is not at immediate risk and/or safe from repercussions to do something stupid. Especially when subsequently caught or hurt.

Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Jim broke his leg after Tony told him it was safe to jump from the roof. Tony saw it on TV so he thought it was safe. Tony really snappered Jim good.

"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
by Peaches69 May 31, 2012
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