Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now
Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.
by TheFalsehoodguy December 19, 2021
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Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.
Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!
by Ravenradda March 04, 2011
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Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest
Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.
by Dirt willy October 05, 2017
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snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014
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ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass
Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!
by RudeAz April 18, 2015
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Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.
Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?
by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020
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Snail Trail

when a woman wearing no clothing slides along something that makes contact in the crotch region leaving behind a trail comprised by fluids of sorts
The stripper left a snail trail on my leg!
by Billithy July 22, 2008
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