smeaky

Someone who is trying to not be noticed.(sneaky)

Trying not to be noticed.

by Michael... July 14, 2005

Slead

Someone who doesn't read beacause it's only for losers

Nerd read, Jamal sleads

by ToxicKid August 21, 2017

smear it forward

Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.

Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?

by Susan & Devon November 10, 2008

Smeagoling

Verb.

To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.

Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.

(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)

She was hugging the free fabric Smeagoling it to make sure the other crafters didn't get her precious pile.

by Thinkofme7 September 20, 2010

smeag

any kuss word imaginable.

Yo! You piece of smeag!
(shit)
You're a smeagen smaeager
(fucken) (fucker)

by Tim Bazooka September 20, 2004

Smeagle

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.

by Norshell February 7, 2005

Sead

a boring person who never does anything fun! they just sit around all day playing xbox 360.

"why are you becoming a Sead?

by calieeyys February 10, 2009