iPhone Shuffle

The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.

"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."

by Adsinjapan September 1, 2013

Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.

When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.

by Bintini July 19, 2012

Army shuffle

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going

I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.

by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.

by William Warney March 14, 2010

iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.

Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released

by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 11, 2005