Shrek

Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.

Drek just got shrekt by shrek's swamp monster.

by Swagger Dabber May 03, 2016

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someone who looks sexy

SHreK is fuckin sexy

by I HATE DRONKEYS February 19, 2019

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A word that elementary school kids use for their own entertainment.

Haha, dude. Shrek got rekt-bwAHAH!

by BurgerBoyBob February 07, 2017

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The hottest green lump of sexy and a god among mortals

Shrek is god and I want him in my room

by GusTheGhoul3000 September 15, 2019

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Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.

Shrek is a baddie.

by teslaaa September 18, 2019

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