All Bell - No Shaft 

Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft.

'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked'

'Yeah worst thing was he had All Bell - No Shaft!!'

All Bell - No Shaft by trueblue2009 April 1, 2009

gutter-shaft 

To have sexual intercourse with a female with an engorged vigina.

The only thing to do to her camels toe was to gutter-shaft it.

gutter-shaft by Ed Nov 2007 December 13, 2007

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law 

The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.

It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.

Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.

The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.

Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021

wank shaft

Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.

Give me back my wallet wank shaft!

wank shaft by Honest John May 8, 2004

prick shaft

The meaty girth section of a penis starting from the base and finishing at the Bell Overhang. The Prick Shaft usually has a thin layer of skin and pulsating viens can be seen under the skin.

Example of use maybe during a Blow Job scene in a Porno
PornoMan talking to PornoGirl "come on, get that dick in your mouth.. All of it.. not half the Prick Shaft.. The Whole Prick Shaft!!"

prick shaft by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

Air Shaft 

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.

When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.

Air Shaft by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009

meat shaft 

a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.

"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."

meat shaft by DKH March 5, 2014