polish the shaft

Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.

Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir

by cheekyadda February 14, 2005

Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 19, 2019

Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster November 25, 2015

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 19, 2014

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb February 01, 2016

Bo-shaft

A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!

“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
“You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”

by January 02, 2021