Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.

At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.

Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.

by Saskatchewan lunch break September 3, 2022

Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob

Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.

by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022

shaskia

Shaskia is the prettiest and smartest ever. this girl likes to help people around, she always cries when she feels alone but no one knows her problem. she would do anything to make the person she loves happy. you will feel very lucky to know this person. but never make trouble with Shaskia even though she is forgiving

dear shaskia
shaskia i miss you
don’t leave me shas

by Shaskia admirer March 4, 2023

sastia

sastia eating popsicle with nadia under shade of a lovely cherry tree. she said, “dasar boti.” while nadia replied, “we juga lol”

sastia anh

by nagi’s gf April 9, 2023

sastia

cahabat nadia.

sastia eating popsicle with nadia under a lovely cherry tree. she said, “woi boti.” while nadia replied, “boti ngatain boti”

by nagi's gf April 9, 2023