Sap

A person who is a pissed-off grouch with no consideration for others. Saps typically drink expresso/coffee all the time. They are also extremely antagonistic.

Look at Aaron, coming into work with an expresso, looking all pissed off. He's a SAP!

by bingb0nggg June 21, 2010

SAPS

SAPS – Single Angle Photography SyndromeA behavioral condition characterized by the habitual and compulsive act of taking self-photographs from only one specific angle, often due to perceived aesthetic superiority, anxiety about asymmetry, or self-image control.

Yeah, his whole Instagram is left-side selfies. Classic case of SAPS.

by someguylivingunderarock March 29, 2025

SAP

Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.

Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!

by pentozali December 11, 2012

SAP

Sour ass Pussy.

You can tell by the way that she walk, she got that SAP.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 10, 2020

SAP

stands for socially awkward person
an introverted individual

that girl wont even look at me when i try to make conversation, what a SAP!

by chippyrat July 21, 2018

SAP

Stupid Ass Person

That customer was a sap, asking if there is anything else in the back. We are not Santa's Workshop idiot.

by Berner Knowledge July 12, 2022