running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

by hughster February 7, 2018

Running Gag

A joke whose humor derives from repetition, ideally becoming funnier each time it is repeated. Must be repeated at least three times, otherwise it's a Brick Joke.

Kermit the Frog: No, Fozzie! Do not answer that telephone!
Fozzie Bear: But, Kermit, all these terrific, funny things happen when I do answer it!
Kermit: I'm aware of that! I'm aware of that, Fozzie! Is there no end to this running gag?!
— The Muppet Show

by Kayuri Pax June 9, 2018

Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

Running over hatchet

A homosexual act one man offers another

I was so excited when my boyfriend ask if we can try running over hatchet

by S. Scales July 19, 2019

running aaron's

Colloquialism for running errands. Not to be mistaken for running with the Pokemon Aron (National Dex #304).

Hey bro you gonna make it in to the gym today?

Nah man. I'm gonna be running aaron's this afternoon

by Señor Coach February 3, 2021

The Running Mate

If you are dealt a King and a Seven in Texas Hold'em, this hand is known as The Running Mate.

I can't believe he beat me with The Running Mate!

by pjerickson August 19, 2016

Front running pig

An overly arrogant human being, some who who thinks they are above everyone else.

The guy driving that A8 over there is a front running pig

by Brotanical February 21, 2017