Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds

Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Cooter rub

Referring to cuddling with a girl while rubbing the vagina area outside the girls pants.

Kj can't close, he just cooter rubs all night!

by Castlehood August 30, 2013

Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

Gub Rub

When a woman has no teeth gives a man a blow job and chews on his meat

Jason:come give me a gub rub

Sally:bet 😈🤞

by Jasonmadethis😹👎 March 19, 2022

gub rub

When a woman give a man a blow job with no teeth only gums

Random person:give me a gub rub 🌚
Random person 2: bet😈🤞

by Jasonmadethis😹👎 March 19, 2022

weenie rub

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013

Fat Rubs

The worn down parts of jeans on the inner leg area caused by thighs rubbing together. A person can get fat rubs in their jeans without actually being fat, they just don't have a thigh gap.

Damn, I had to throw away two pairs of jeans because they had fat rubs in them!

by alynnj42 March 23, 2013