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Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Rooster Neck

A regular ass, BASIC ass, bitch.
You trying to treat me like one of these rooster neck ass hoes Trey
by GHOA5T August 6, 2019
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imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do
by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012
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Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.
Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.
by blackwidow July 29, 2012
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Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.
Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.
by Loabn March 9, 2014
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rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.
Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
by von groovy May 24, 2017
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