Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.

"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."

by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008

Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.

"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."

by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010

Roid

short for steriods or hemroids.

roids will fuck u up. either kind.

by smashpangler May 20, 2003

roid rage

An egregious condition in steroid users that when exhibited causes a dangerous loss of perspective.

As reported in the New York Times, the former best friend and business partner of Barry Bonds, Steve Hoskins, has told federal investigators that Bonds, who hit a record 73 home runs in 2001 and has 720 career homers, trailing Hank AAron's 755, was a heavy steroid user and flew into "roid rages," which affected their relationship. Hoskins told Barry's father, " You better get Barry off steroids because it's going to kill him."

by Donald Marks July 15, 2006

Roid rage

When your hemorrhoids become so inflamed that you they make you angry and usually unable to sit.

Tom's been marching around shouting at everyone all day. He must have a serious case of roid rage.

by Mikey The Comic March 4, 2009

roadstone

A really big biscuit.

We went down to Susie's Hamburgers in South Charleston and picked up some roadstones for breakfast.

by CCarter November 7, 2008

roishin

A beautiful Irish charm to her whitty personality. Sparkly eyes that always have a hint of mystery behind them. A whicked sense of humour but a caring girl at heart. A faithful friend and trusting to have.

Roishin is the girl every guy wants

She's the greatest person to have in your life

by Rose123456 August 17, 2016