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by JormanThoad September 14, 2020
Get the read the thread mug.When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
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Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.
Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.
Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.
Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006
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Get the Readers Digest Version mug.to read a book (most times for school) in the course of a day. Most times when you were given a long period of time to read the book in the first place.
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"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
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