Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"
Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"
Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"
Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."
by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021
Get the Retardedmug. the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?
by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008
Get the retardfulmug. 
1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023
Get the Retardmug. 