razorheater

very funny sexy guy from TikTok all his mutuals are hot

im mutuals with razorheater this means im im just as hot and sexy as him and his other mutuals

by ylow September 4, 2021

Razorz

A localized gang of middle aged white males scattered along the east coast of the United States. The collective consists of addicts from every major subsect ie. Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana, Gambling, Pornography. Often heard chanting their signature gang cry "hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo". This group of men, often described as overbearing and obnoxious, have little to no social sense of awareness and have been known to empty a restaurant within moments of sitting down. Although often spread across various locations, when together are some of the worst men you can run into in a dark bar. Men, be prepared to have your ears chewed off and bodies felt up.

I hope the Razorz don't show up tonight. I just dry cleaned my suit and they are going to sweat and slobber all over it.

Those Razorz boys really know how to cause a scene. I heard last week they got kicked out of Bar Gratzi for moving a few dinner tables while guests ate so they decide which one of them could do the best worm. Turns out none of them could do it.

by TruffonisOriginal July 1, 2022

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

safety razor

A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.

Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.

Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.

by RazorRick November 5, 2022

manscaped razor for man

the ultimate ball trimmer always helps

"man, i love manscaped razor for man"
"i know, but i just cant live up to the beauty standard that manscaped razor for man sets."

by manscaped razor for man November 19, 2022

Chovy's Razor

A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.

"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"

by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013

Drumpf's Razor

An amendment for Godwin's law: All internet arguments which inevitably devolve into mentions of Hitler, sufficiently vague in their wording, and which can be easily be transposed to the news as of 2016 without use of the name "Hitler," may be referred to as "Drumpf's Razor," a logical fallacy. Maybe just a bad hunch.

Person A: OMG! He's ordered the censoring a book? Free Speech? The guy is a malignant narcissist, of medical interest! He could be studied in a clinical setting! I'd be he's on pervitin, dirty pilot salts, weird test chemicals, bull semen, and testosterone. Definitely all an F in English. That's German high command WWII, though.

Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!

Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!

Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.

by effrankie April 24, 2018