Raymond

A man who is the spawn of Satan.

Anyone named Raymond is the spawn of Satan.

by You Say What? July 1, 2016

Raymond

The sort of guy who doesn't like doing oral presentations in front of a large group of people. Not because he is shy, but because he is illiterate. He will often read books in class, thinking he can read them; but he can't. He will look at girls in a sexy manner, and gain their interest, but at the same time talking to his small group of friends. Raymond's usually have a decently sized penis, ranging from 7-9 inches by the age of twenty-three.

Look at him. He says he can read a whole 15-sentence paragraph in under a minute when he can't read. He is such a Raymond.

by 894682hdoi January 26, 2017

Curtis Raymond

Biggest douche bag you have ever met. So freakin ugly you cant even stand to look at him. Gayer than aids.

I would NEVER want to be in the same room with a "Curtis Raymond."

by Your mom is fat and ugly August 1, 2011

Everybody Loves Raymond

Except me - I hate him and his poxy little show. Not only is it unfunny - but also quite boring.

Wife: Everybody Loves Raymond is on!
Me: (Reaching for the medication) Wow - i'm so thrilled! (SARCASM)

by Gavster March 11, 2005

Raymied

to have been ignored by someone after giving a polite and audible greeting

etymology: refers to the great Raymie Knighton, lord of San Pablo, whose exploits were largely ignored

"Ohhh... you got RAYMIED!"
"Sorry, man. Those girls just Raymied you."
"It's okay. Raymie doesn't ALWAYS get Raymied. But it pisses him off greatly every time it happens."

by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004

Rayinist

Someone who follows Raynistysism, they love to see people smile, and will do almost anything to reach that end. They enjoy paying for things, be them games, tickets, meals or books. They live to see someone smile, they can't get enough of it.

"Wow...Brad is quite the Rayinist wouldn't you say?"

by Kiame Uli March 22, 2009

raymond mcclintock

A no good piece of shit husband/father. Mentally abusive manipulative pos that doesnt want anyone around him to be satisfied or happy and will do anything to make you miserable and secluded from the rest of the world. Ugly with small penis and no friends.

Raymond Mcclintock the. wannabe macho man.

That guys name is Raymond mcclintock.

He must be a douche bag his name is raymond mcclintock!

Get your tweezers out hes got that raymond mcclintock dick!

by YoucouldNevertakemyplace June 4, 2016