Lone Ranger 

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.

Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.

Lone Ranger by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006

Red Power Ranger 

(Noun) The name given to the female participant in a fourseome who is on her period.

(Verb) - To RPR someone is to : - Call up a girl on her period and put her in a room full of three guys and have sex with her till everyone has had an orgasm either on her or in her.

Aymmar - "Dude how was sex with Jessica last night?"
Chris - "It sucked, she was a total Red Power Ranger"
Frankie - "Oh man, that sucks."
Chris - "I knew she was on her period she was grumpy as a baboon with a cist on it's ass"

Red Power Ranger by EdinieDePoPo June 19, 2011

power ranger 

any man who is stupid enough to fall off a ladder while shingeling a home in the summer, and then accepts a purple glove from his mother and wears it in public.

Hey Nick want a beer? Sure man. Dude! What the fuck is that on your hand? Oh I hurt my wrist, and didn't go to the doctor. What are you a fucking power ranger?

power ranger by Bubble Up March 20, 2003

butt ranger

A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.

I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.

butt ranger by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009

puppy ranger  

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.

Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.

puppy ranger by Joe Magumbo December 10, 2008

anal ranger 

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.

Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.

anal ranger by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008

Young ranger 

A Rapper Known In the New Jersey/New York /ATLANTA/LOS ANGELES/FLORIDA/Texas /DC, famous for his spitting alongside Eminem on his hit single "Relapse"(remix) This Rapper is also known for his new single life's a trip" off his mixtape" lone ranger"

Ranger the rapper,aka young ranger, young range, http://rangerschamber.blogspot.com, www.myspace.com/rangerishott,www.youtube.com/youngrange

Young ranger by presidon April 14, 2009