An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
Get the ranch headmug. An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020
Get the big ranchmug. Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf
by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022
Get the Ranch on pizzamug. Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.
by Aplusplus March 30, 2017
Get the ranch housemug. When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.
by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018
Get the Ranch fingermug. by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023
Get the rectal ranchmug. A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.
by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020
Get the ranch forkermug.