Rizzler

Common term for a work colleague (often male) who displays one or more of the following traits:
- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to work each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on colleagues whenever something goes wrong and throws them in front of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘one direction’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘obviously’ and ‘key’, even when something isn’t obvious, or even remotely relevant for that matter.
- Is paid in the order of 300% above industry standards for other people of similar aptitude and intelligence
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”

- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little rizzlers’ to do his bidding
- Has every edition of GQ committed to memory
- Occasionally murders German backpackers and stores them under his floorboards

Tony: Yo Lance you’re not going to believe this, I just caught our Account Director jerking off in the stairwell whilst yelling out the words ‘key’ and ‘obviously’, while trying to catch his jizz in a Dixie cup!

Lance: What did I tell you Tony - the guy is a total Rizzler!

by The McNugget Brothers May 30, 2014

fo' rizzle

basically meaning for real. Like saying yeah to somethin'.

B-Rad: I'm the shizzle for rizzle my nizzle.

by Freakzilla May 9, 2003

Ol' Razzle Dazzle

The act of fingering your partner, stopping temporarily, and wiggling your fingers as to surprise your partner

Y’all ever just give your partner's coochie the Ol' Razzle Dazzle

by Sky L3mur November 22, 2020

fo rizzle

for real.
Thank you Snoop Dogg

Im . " fo rizzle"

by Mike Dogg July 9, 2003

Adolf Rizzler

An adolf rizzler is a guy that has a ton of fizz and he is the king of rizz thats why they call him adolf rizzler

Yo guys look its Adolf Rizzler

by jnop December 6, 2022

bizznizzle fer rizzle

Commonly used when ammongst an African American Audience to agree to, or question a statement.

Leroy: Yo, that hoe called me up an was all up in my kool aid!

Johnson: Bizznizzle Fer Rizzle?

by Matt Dickins December 11, 2005

Razzle Dazzle

one who thinks he can rap, but is actually white and has an interesting disability like a lisp...etc.

This person commonly recognized by disrespecting women by slapping asses, posts youTube videos, being warned that he may be a potential rapist, and is commonly pranked upon. Those who have been said to live with a "razzle dazzle" say that they keep them around for humiliatingly comic relief.

"Man, look at that white kid rapping, slapping those asses, he's such a Razzle Dazzle."

by Lalalynnn November 13, 2009