The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011

BABY ROYALE

When you take a bunch of babies addicted to crack and throw a ball of crack in the middle and they fight to the death

Man 1:We can't feed all of them how do we decide which ones eat

Man 2: We'll have a Baby Royale

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 18, 2019

Rachel Royal

a clown ass bitch who always gets played

There goes Rachel Royal getting played again what a dumb stupid bitch 🤡.

by dum stupid itch August 22, 2019

Sir' Royal

Sir' Royal is the most handsome guy you could meet. Some may even say that he is handsome on the inside and out. He is picky when it comes to who he loves. Quite athletic. Not interested in the bs. Out of the mix. Sir' Royal is loyal when he knows you are the right person. Loves HARD and UNCONDITIONALLY.

Wow that guy Sir' Royal is a great guy!

by blha blha 27 December 19, 2019

royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020

Party Royale

Basically the hub for fortnite kids. I hope nobody ever has to go on it. It’s full of weird ODers, shippers, pedos, and a lot more worse stuff.

For god’s sake please don’t go on party royale.

by JarvisBanned December 14, 2020

Royal HipHop

Simply KRS-ONE (true underground hip hop artist who educates thru his music)

Bobby used to listen 2 50-cent..thought he was a gangster..and once came across royal hip hop.found out he really was a wankster(wigger)

by Majic January 27, 2004