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M.E.R.

The word you use in public situations where stating what you really think would be socially unacceptable... or have you facing unemployment.

M.E.R. = Must Edit Response
Dude1: Did you see the new girl? She's freaking hot!!
Dude2: Oh yeah, I saw her. I want to .... M.E.R. ....
by ghostgyrl March 12, 2008
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l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)
I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
by cornjulio April 21, 2011
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I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.
Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."
by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009
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R.T.F.M

Read The Fucking Manual. Used, more than most would imagine, in technical documents. Mostly of the manual or instructions variety. Tends to be added to the end or rather the start of the manual by technical writers annoyed by questions being brought up that are more than well answered in the relevant documentation.
Manuals on newly developed computer applications. R.T.F.M added to the end of the first introduction page.
by Nogaro49 October 1, 2008
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s.m.u.r.q

yO bitch s.m.u.r.q

yo fuck wroung wit u u kno what s.m.u.r.q

yo i need a girl 2 s.m.u.r.q
by zico point du jour April 12, 2007
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A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.
by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013
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M.A.R.I.

A M.a.r.i. is a mysterious alcohol related incident.
M.A.R.I. -pronounced as (mary).You go out drinking one night and you get a little drunk. The next morning you wake up and something is sore. You check your body out and you have a huge bruise or cut in a strange area. You try to remember this happening at some point last night and just can't figure it out. You are diagnosed with a M.A.R.I..
by Tattooed Lady Luck July 9, 2009
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