quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

Quick Evac

The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly into your own face for maximum enjoyment

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by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

dillon quick

A cute boy who will completely sweep you off your feet and take you to pound town. He also has the cutest dimples you ever did see.

Slang for true love.

"I hope one day I meet my Dillon Quick."

by phycohunny May 23, 2014

Quick dick

Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.

Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.

Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.

by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019

Quick latte

A DL way to ask someone if they want to shotgun a beer.

Nobody:

Friend 1: "Hey bro, quick latte?"
Friend 2: "I'm always down to chug some beers" *yeeyew*

by Pvt.MuffDive May 22, 2019

quick Hugh

When you bust a NUT so fast you break the sound barrier.😳

Girlfriend: OMG my vagina hurts so much! It felt like my groin is was vibrating...

You: I know... I hit a quick Hugh on dat PUSSAY!
*step mom walks in*: Can you hit a quick Hugh on MYYYYYYY PUSSAY?????????
You: maybe tomorrow because a quick Hugh uses all your cum in 3 seconds
Step Mom: see you tomorrow!!!!

by rmille123 September 15, 2020