penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound

Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef

by luckykorn January 4, 2010

Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.

I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.

by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007

smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.

dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!

by fangina August 4, 2007

queefasaurous

when a chik queefs so loud and so volumeous that is becomes living and usually reaks havic on neighboring cities and sometimes states depending on the exact volume of the queef persay.
They are not to be fucked with; THEY WILL WIN

Dude i will not forgive your skankass ho of a girlfriend. She gave birth to that queefasaurous who ended up killing my parents, not cool.

by Sethy247 August 9, 2007

Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 19, 2008