curry quake

The instance in which an overweight Pakistani or Paki falls to the ground.

Paki: I was walking all by myself when this guy threw me to the ground.

Friend: *Laughs* Did it cause a curry quake?

by Lawlable June 19, 2009

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

quaked

When someone is so excited they are overly shocked. The emotion rocks them to the core - it QUAKES them!

That totally quaked me to the bone!

by sweetness in C'Town November 23, 2009

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

quaker

Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.

Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"

by Hobartman October 29, 2006

quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005

Quakeup Sex

You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innervated that all you can do it have sex.

"I was sleeping so well then the freakish earthquake came.. I had to wake Mitchell up to get some quakeup sex just to get back to sleep...

by MADELINEB January 11, 2009