C-PU

The Cardboard-Potato Unit (C-PU) is integral architecture to the sub-standard PC, replacing the Central Processing Unit (CPU) in normal computers.

It is when Gamers have absolutely pathetic gaming systems that the core must be part cardboard and part potato.

"Oh man, he's taking so long to load the game, he must have a C-PU."

by R0ll May 24, 2017

Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.

Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024

pu

Pull Up

hey u wanna pu to my place tn?

pu to the party it’s gonna be lit!

by popular_loner265 December 29, 2022

disabled pus pus

it means if there’s a cat with 3 legs you say LOOK DISABLED PUS PUS

disabled pus pus on the road

by nanyeshinyesh January 11, 2021

pu

pull up
used on snap

"yo who put this on my sendit? pu"

by alohaellie June 14, 2023

PU-gina

The cross of the word “pu$$y” and vagina, as described by my four year old that uses inappropriate phonetic sounds at times.

“Mommy, I don’t want you to shake your “pu-gina”. OR

“Boys have penis, girls have “Pu-gina”.

by Only a Four Yr Old lol May 15, 2022

Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others

Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children

by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024